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pan panic

Person 1: "Are you crushing on my girlfriend AND my brother AND my non-binary friend all at the same time?"
Person 2: *pan panic*
by Mr. LeggoMahEggo September 11, 2021
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Peter Panic attack

(N.) The sense of overwhelming discomfort that arises when one realizes he/she is no longer young.
Emily: So, Tyler isn't at work today.

Scott: Yeah, he stayed home with some excuse. It was probably just one of his Peter Panic attacks.
by Helping Verb August 23, 2010
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Widespread Panic

Southern-rock jam band. See em live for a good time.
Good Evenin' Ladies and Gents!!
by pinklady May 13, 2005
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paper jam panic

Jamming the toilet with too much toilet paper at a crowded social gathering causing it to clog and overflow. Panic overtakes your senses as you realize there is no plunger in bathroom. You madly scramble for any item in said bathroom to unclog bowl, until finally resorting to a manual bare hand method of removal. Use of the decorative towels to sop up the mess. Wet fancy towels are shoved under sink to hide them.
Tammy had a paper jam panic at the debutante ball when she clogged the bowl with toilet paper and it overflowed shit logs and piss. She came back to the ball with feces under her nails and toilet paper pieces on her gown.
by jaxtrak September 27, 2011
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bush panic

1) The feeling of panic that rushes over you the moment you take off your partner's underwear only to reveal what resembles thick tropical underbrush. 2) Not knowing how you are going to get out of going down on a girl with an extremely unkempt pubic region.
"Joe had a moment of bush panic after he realized the girl he is about to go down on has pubic hair so thick it will take a map to find the sweet spot."
by JoeLeo911 November 9, 2013
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bi panic

by paternity May 29, 2022
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Bi-panic

That Batman movie with Robert Pattinson and Zoë Kravits sent me into a deep bi-panic
by bettiboop March 13, 2022
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