derived from a term used on fifa '09
a positive jostle is when a male is sexually aroused due to his hormones and testosterone being of high levels, he then initiates the positive jostle which involves him wrapping his love paw around his absolute stonk on and performing a sliding motion from the base to the tip of his stonk on until his oriental looking glass releases tiny white tadpoles that may land on a face, a titty, an eye, inside a butbut or on the man in the boat.
a positive jostle is when a male is sexually aroused due to his hormones and testosterone being of high levels, he then initiates the positive jostle which involves him wrapping his love paw around his absolute stonk on and performing a sliding motion from the base to the tip of his stonk on until his oriental looking glass releases tiny white tadpoles that may land on a face, a titty, an eye, inside a butbut or on the man in the boat.
woman seen naked ontop of another woman, both being pleased by a third woman...also naked.
man says: "dayam thts worth one hefty mammoth sized collosal positive jostle".
man says: "dayam thts worth one hefty mammoth sized collosal positive jostle".
by king jostle January 11, 2009
Get the Positive Jostlemug. by LewisTisGay! January 2, 2015
Get the Banana positionmug. Its alot like the reverse cowgirl position, BUT you have to make very strong Texan noises while riding a horse.
by teggstet1 May 8, 2014
Get the Texas Positionmug. “Was he trying to sext for some positive feelings?”
“We are going to get some positive feelings tonight.”
“I was getting some positive feelings with my vibrator.”
“We are going to get some positive feelings tonight.”
“I was getting some positive feelings with my vibrator.”
by Iknowerrythang September 26, 2021
Get the Positive feelingsmug. by Otm June 27, 2005
Get the missionary positionmug. This is a way of determining whether or not your friend is completely and totally sure of themselves when they are explaining something to you. Please see the examples for further explanation.
"Hey Tommy whats going on?"
"Jimmy I've got some bad news... The pigs went through our lockers today and found Adam's crack"
"Tommy.. Are you positive??"
"Yeah!"
"Are you HIV POSITIVE?"
"Yeah!"
"Damn!"
"Jimmy I've got some bad news... The pigs went through our lockers today and found Adam's crack"
"Tommy.. Are you positive??"
"Yeah!"
"Are you HIV POSITIVE?"
"Yeah!"
"Damn!"
by CHALK111111 June 24, 2013
Get the HIV Positivemug. by BIG MARV AND BRANHAM June 23, 2009
Get the position 70mug.