jock-bot

a term describing public school student athletes who are irrationally hateful of people/cultures/ideas that are in contrast to what consitutes their lifestyle. Not to be confused with jock, a term that loosely describes athletically inclined students of a public school.

David's such a jock-bot, man. He called my friend James a faggot because he listens to jazz, but you know if he could kick a field goal, David wouldn't say shit to him.

by Kevin Howlett February 16, 2004

Jock Syndrome

A mental illness which will get people to be overactive in sports.

Symptoms may include:

Excessive playing in sports, wearing jock clothes (Sports brands, such as nike, adidas, etc.), rude to other people, decrease in intelligence, major increase in confidence, only spending time with other infectees, normie behavior, bad roasts, irritable behavior. May be terminal

How it is spread:

infected parents, infected peers

Oh no, I think you're infected with Jock syndrome

by SpiceRice May 15, 2019

jock ass

A well known athlete who repeatedly makes poor decisions.

A-Rod can't get out of his own way he is such a jock ass.

by Mr Fair April 5, 2009

Jock Gusto

When your munching on the bush and the girl clamps her legs around your ears so you cant hear anything

I was eating out my chick and she clamped her legs on my ears to where i couldnt hear anything she gave me a jock gusto

by NighthawkSB November 6, 2010

jock box

The athletic cup and supporter encasing a male athlete's genitals.

Somebody bought McGuire's jock box on EBay.

by balljo February 9, 2005

Jock Chic

Stupid girls who only hang around with jocks. usually narrow minded shallow bitches.

I went to a bar last night and was surrounded by yuppies and jock chics.

by recordist October 29, 2006

Jock Gamer

Jock Gamer:
1. Any person who enjoys playing sport oriented video games
2. A Person Playing video games in a jockstrap see: athletic supporter
3. An entirely irrelevant term made up by Dan to mask his alarmingly apparent fanboyisms.

Dan: you're such a jock gamer.
Dan: haha

by Curmudgeon06 June 5, 2006