Jazz and three

An expression used for a multitude of different feelings in differing situations. Most commonly used for a negative feeling, but is known to change.
Originally from 'Lazy and tired' on predictive mobile setting, if the words are not changed it will come out as 'Jazz and three'.

Person one: Are you ready for this?
Person two: No mate, sorry I'm all Jazz and three.

or

Person one: Hell no! I'm Jazz and threeing!

by Cubfuggerly February 20, 2007

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jazz biscuits

Cakes, usually brownies, that are made psychoactive with weed.

It was just after 6pm when the jazz biscuits began to take hold.

by Ergodic Hypercube February 02, 2018

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Jazz Band

Ultimately the best extracurricular ever. Imagine 20 dude/ettes all standing around each other for a couple hours a week playing the romantic style of music. Hell yeah. Under the hot stage lights for 3 to 4 hours at a time sweating your uniforms off making your instrument shiny. What’s there not to love?

Hey man, did you see that Jazz band?
Heck yeah man! They’re hot!
Hey man, it’s jazzman.

by Yoinks there’s Scoob December 29, 2019

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jazz handed

It's when you're getting completely fisted (by a colleague, your boss, the man, etc) with the added value of them opening their hand completely and giving it a shimmy shake.

I'm grossly underpaid at work. I'm getting royally jazz handed.

by twisted spinach June 22, 2010

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