by YaBoiFelix December 29, 2018
Using a simple flick of the wrist, the aggressor strikes the victim square in the nuts with the back of his hand, inflicting severe testicular pain. Approaching moves include distraction, ambush, and the popular sneaky stealth manouvre.
by Matty Mc February 10, 2011
A pair of round or oval objects, usually found in the colon, that cause irritable behavior. Bitch eggs have been found to infect male and female colons alike.
What crawled up your ass and laid bitch eggs?
by assamajackin' February 10, 2009
by two and a half charlies July 27, 2009
A japanese egg that acts like a "fleshlight" of sorts.
It comes in the shape and appearance of a real egg, it is then peeled to relieve it's real nature; a sex toy.
The top opens, revealing a package of lube inside.
Pour lube into the bottom of the egg.
The bottom part of your egg stretches over your entire penis, then simply jerk off.
The inside of the egg has different textures for pleasure.
They are usually made small, since it's asian.
It comes in the shape and appearance of a real egg, it is then peeled to relieve it's real nature; a sex toy.
The top opens, revealing a package of lube inside.
Pour lube into the bottom of the egg.
The bottom part of your egg stretches over your entire penis, then simply jerk off.
The inside of the egg has different textures for pleasure.
They are usually made small, since it's asian.
Person 1: Dude, I used my fantasy egg last night since I couldn't get laid.
Person 2: Did it work?
Person 1: Eh, it went to fast.
Person 2: Did it work?
Person 1: Eh, it went to fast.
by The Consumer March 29, 2011
THE EGG WAS PLACED IN (SALTY) WATER AND GOT DENSE AND STARTED FLOATING. THIS IS A PROJECT CALLED EGG FLOATATION.
by WAZZ UP.! February 18, 2011
by Niklaus H the Great December 20, 2020