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goblin shit

Taking a shit with your feet up on the toilet seat, with your knees at your chest.

Usually used when you are short on time and got to drop a tank. Always works with little to no wipe. Very effective.
Shit bro I only have 2 minutes but I gotta deuce. I’m gonna goblin shit this one.
by Geegee123456789 February 26, 2021
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Ass Goblin

An ass goblin is a mythical creature that emerges from the anus (or ass). Evrey once in a while it emerges, and when it does it lets out a roaring fart which kills a lot of people. The ass goblin was once suspected of killing the dinosaurs.
Scientists suspected an ass goblin killed the dinsaurs
by duck February 3, 2005
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Knob Goblin

1) A person who can take The Whole Ten Yards during fellatio.
2) The porn alter-ego of Spideman's nemesis.
Metrosexual usage: "She is a real Knob Goblin. She took The Whole Ten Yards and then some."

Rural usage: "Damn boy, whoooeee! That Knob Goblin sure smoked The Whole Ten Yards and good!"

Comic book usage: "Spidey sure didn't stand a chance against the Knob Goblin. His weapons are fierce!"
by Charlie White October 13, 2004
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Jew Goblin

A Jew goblin is a small magical creature much like a regular goblin, however this one is Jewish and happens to steal YOUR pot.
They are attracted by the smell of weed, the first puff is enough to bring one around. They prefer to hide just outside of your peripheral vision while they wait to steal your stash. BE ON THE LOOK OUT!
Dude, I cant find the pot...I think a Jew goblin must have gotten to it man.
by Omnicide October 23, 2008
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knob goblin

someone that "gobbles the knob" in other words someone who gives blow jobs generally is a girl
Dude shelby is the best knob goblin i know!
by shelbers34 January 21, 2009
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gravy goblin

An extremely annoying and obese woman who will never hesitate to comment on the aroma of food within a 20 nautical mile radius. Also it is not uncommon for these creatures to become infatuated with angry corporate men and to fill water beds with gravy; hence the name.
Dan should never have carpooled with that gravy goblin: He tried to get out of talking during the drive by saying his air conditioner broke so he had no sleep the evening prior... This didn't work as she replied "you can stay at my place as long as you don't mind cats!"
by Roger Brubeck January 21, 2008
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goblin sauce

the film that is colected on ones taint resulted from sweat and other misc. bodily fluids. also can be found on testicals
shit...that i ain't goin down on you...you got some nasty goblin sauce.
by j.t. October 31, 2004
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