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nub puddle

The opposite of leet sauce. Someone who has no skill and isnt awesome.
(Nub Puddle) - kills=0 - deaths=42
by American Hippie November 10, 2009
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Sha-nubs

a common crazy tall blonde. nickname for shannon. Usually irish and loves to party with her best friends. Could be male, female, or sponge.
Olivia: "hey kathy did you see Sha-nubs anywhere around school today?"

Kathy: "nope..but i heard she was out partying all night.."

Olivia: "of course.."
by livmasta October 13, 2012
mugGet the Sha-nubsmug.

zesty nub

the spell checked version of "stfu n00b".
n00b: o man giv me gld plz
pwner: Zesty nub.
by Neal Hansen June 20, 2006
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nub rubber

A derogatory reference to a male which implies that he spends a lot of time masturbating his very small penis.
Guy 1: "Oops I messed up the job."

Guy 2: "Man, you are one stupid nub rubber!"
by Dingus999999 July 9, 2009
mugGet the nub rubbermug.

rubber nub

Rub-Ber Nub

A small Piece of rubber on the bottom of many elecronic devices. Use for deminishing scratches on the surface the device sits on.
These Rubber Nubs are on this plastation so it won't scratch my coffee table.
by GamesPlus July 17, 2005
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[nub cookie]

A insult used in gaming langauge, much like nubcake. this word is normaly used when some1 says somthing completly stupid and some1 else calls them a nubcookie for their stupidity

p.s Every time the word nubcookie is used by a person/s 1 pound sterling is to be donated.
Mike:'Hollands in germany aint it?'
Sim:'No mike u nub cookie, holland is a country'
by Mikelol March 18, 2009
mugGet the [nub cookie]mug.

The Nub Team

The Nub Team is a way to describe every Dota 2 team composition ever. The following is the usual team composition.

Your Team:

You: doing decently good, sorta bad, or absolutely amazing, depending on your skill level.

Spanish person: read below.

The Cocky: varies per team, but usually one per team. has some KDR like "10/2/0" and killsteals from everyone in the game. They blame you/The Support while ignoring The Noob

The Noob: usually has some KDR like "0/13/5" but ends up never being spoken of by The Cocky as bad, likely because of being friend/in cahoots with them.

The Supporter: usually has some KDR like "2/7/31" and gets yelled at alot by The Cocky for having a bad KDR (though The Cocky always ignores assists) but is still there doing most of the work helping the rest of the team win.

Their team:

Spanish Person: TODOS RATAS REPORT (your name here)

The Spammy: This person is the Their team equivilant of The Cocky. They usually choose a very cheap hero like Sniper, Axe, or Phantom Assasin. Nuff said.

The Rat: This person always is being a rat (rat is a term used to refer acting like a rat: carefully nibbling away tiny bits of structures, and running away at the first sign of danger.) who usually plays as Spirit Breaker.

The Stalker: you are unlucky if you find this guy, usually with a KDR like "7/3/5" and always following you whichever lane you go on.

SNIPER: this person only plays as sniper. Watch out, they will always 1 hit kill you. Because they play as sniper.
Im really tired of being on The Nub Team. :(
I got put with The Nub Team again.
How do i stop being on The Nub Team?
by chisseled diving board April 6, 2017
mugGet the The Nub Teammug.

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