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Business wank

noun. A bout of masturbation conducted purely for practical reasons. It can be enjoyed, but that is not its purpose. It is done solely to necessarily relieve high stress, drain one's blue balls, or because the next opportunity to have one off the wrist could be far into the future.
"Yo, what took you so long?"

"Sorry, I've got dinner with my girlfriend's parents tonight, then we're all staying at this place with paper-thin walls and we can't bang later, so I had to have a quick business wank."
by burnard August 17, 2014
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the business lunch

the action of recieving oral pleasure while talking on your cell phone or recieving phone calls during such action
After everyone left I got the business lunch
by B-Dubs managers November 3, 2006
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small business

a hard working bitch who gets shit done
Amanda: how do i start a small business?
Bob: Sacrifice your Life!
by nothoughtsjustmonke March 12, 2021
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Lisa's business

The act of doing a poo. Often accompanied by excessive flatulence and smell. The poo is often runny.
I'll be right back, I've got to run and do my Lisa's business.
by True Dictionary Teller January 11, 2023
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junk business

A male's sexual netheregions including but not limited to the twig and the berries.
That girl on TRL just grabbed Nelly's junk business.
by The Pants off Dance off March 30, 2009
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Business Nerd

He’s a cool dude. Usually his name is Charles but we call him Chuck. He knows the ins and outs of business from restaurants, e-commerce, entertainment, or whatever makes money. He is a nerd in business which means he is a master of every area when it comes to quarter sales, projections, and forecasting future earnings.
Chuck knows his stuff. Business nerd.

Lori is one business nerd. Knows every detail when it comes to baking cookies and selling them.
by Hawk man November 30, 2021
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Business is time

Crazy person for the original saying "Time is money"

Unsure how this confusion started, but most likely from, again, half listening to people when they talk, explain something to you or try and teach you new words/sayings/procedures.
**Whilst on telephone**

Flynmon: "Hurry up, I'm waiting, business is time."
Person 2: " I beg your pardon. What do you mean?"
Flynmon: "You know. I'm in a hurry and we're wasting time - Business is time"
Person 2: "WTF, haha, sure" **Hangs up on**
by BrowneSugarLover November 27, 2010
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