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Sales & Marketing Director

The Sales & Marketing Director is an individual that spends an exorbitant amount of time contemplating marketing & selling. Whilst not actually understanding the product. But manages to actively sell himself with pretty line charts, inventing facts and interfering with things he neither understands nor is within his remit. Trying to make himself look good by making others look bad.
“The new Sales guy has started! We have been told he is our last, best hope! He is the Sales & Marketing Director”. Only to hear in reply “oh this guy with the pretty line charts & post it notes? He can’t sell for toffee, let alone count… spends all his time interfering in what doesn’t concern him, is about a disappointing as Luke Skywalker in “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” and I have heard their is another…”
by Glimmer December 10, 2023
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KY yard sale

A KY yard sale is the burning of your other half’s items after a traumatic breakup, ie….cheating and the like. Similar to throwing out the window to destroy items.
Damn, did you see the KY yard sale after Denise caught Dwight cheating on her.

Bro, it was the talk of the neighborhood for weeks.

Yep, see you Dwight and damn.
by No Slacker December 26, 2022
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Tacobell Sunday Sale

The act of the taco-selling company, Tacobell, giving sales on their products on Sundays, most commonly throughout the 1850's
I am sad they removed the Tacobell Sunday Sale in 1852.
by Candice Baker August 14, 2023
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sale

by anonymous November 22, 2021
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sale paralysis

The act of becoming incapable to make a decision or act upon sales due to feeling overwhelmed
I got so many promotional emails on Black Friday and had sale paralysis so I bought nothing.
by Smohr7 November 28, 2021
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Sale

Time when a store sells something below the original price
buyer: how much are the pants worth?
seller: they cost 20,000 but with the sale 15,000
by elsolitario157 June 2, 2020
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Sale

time when a store lowers the price of something below the original.
buyer: how much are the pants worth?
seller: they cost 20,000 but with the sale 15,000
by elsolitario157 June 2, 2020
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