mutant skunk

a person with green dyed hair, usually who are ugle before they dyed their hair.

"Wow, look at that Chav over there!"
"Woah, she's a mutant skunk!"

by Avgustin March 27, 2010

skunk farmer

a friend who tries to get into the pants of a person you were married to or at least dated.

I had dated this girl for about 2 months. Things didn't work out but we remained friends. Her and I went out one night just for fun and one of my guy friends decided to tag along. After a night of partying, I new she was flirting with my friend, so i told him not to go there and that i would be pissed if he did. later that night, i woke to find them on my living room floor going at it. He's lucky i didn't beat him sensless. That kind of opprotunists is a SKUNK FARMER!

by jsonman November 8, 2007

Junk Skunk

When one has terrible and raunchy farts over a long period of time. This situation of Flatulation can be loud or silent, but they are always violent.

"Man! I've totally got the junk skunk; I've been farting all day and they smell horrible!"

by Mauldtheman January 28, 2009

skunk

A girl with a hairy and stinky vagina, hence the word skunk.

Man 1: Dang mann her skunk is out of control!

Man 2: My eyes watered when she let it out of her cage.

by MVPFTW October 16, 2010

skunk funk

The lavish aroma of smegma (a cheesy substance beneath the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis).

In exaggerated cases, the odor of the "skunk funk" can be life threatening due to bacteria from a yeast infection(which has symptoms that include redness, swelling, and a pasty discharge).

1.
Girl(1):so how was it last night with Ryan?
Girl(2): eh, I'd rather not talk about it...
Girl(1): why, whats wrong?
Girl(2): after going down on Ryan i...
Girl(1):you what?
Girl(2): I ended up with the worst case of skunk funk breath!
Girl(1): Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

2. "doctor i think i might need some antibiotical cream for my skunk funk..its really putting a damper on my sex life"

by roo bear! June 19, 2006

skunk cat

A person who farts all over the place and then "claws" you with their talon toenails.

OMG! I just got attacked by a skunk cat!

by lovelikeamanda December 11, 2011

Foggy skunk

When you blow vape into a girls vagina during sex

Hey do you what to do the foggy skunk

by Nixim June 3, 2018