Dirty Muffler

The act of farting while you have chicken grease (mixture of butthole sweat and leftover poop) between your thighs.

Guy 1: Whats that smell?

Guy 2: haha that was my dirty muffler!

by freaknasty1 June 25, 2010

cunt muffler

a person who loves cars ect ect

also known as bitch wagon or a car that belongs to a bitch

what a cunt muffler that hoe is

by sarahjeanne November 23, 2004

Murfed

It is the act of putting your mouth over someones nose, then blowing. Usually, it is a joke, or prank, on someone when they think you are going to make out with them.

I thought you were going to make out with me, and then you just murfed me! That was awful!

by Bretford January 26, 2011

murfed out

(Adj./ state of being) The physical and mental condition of an individual the morning after he/she has partied and/or partook in drug use and has had little to no sleep the previous night.

Dude, I am so murfed out after all that shit we did last night.

by Allie March 8, 2004

murffer

A tool, weapon, or item that can inflict great ammounts of damage or bash something incredibly hard or crazily

"Some people are about to die *grabs fusion rocket launcher*"
friend - "omg.... you have a damn murffer you newb!!"

by Pew November 12, 2007

Murdlecomdoobie

The act of doobie-ing a murdle with a com.

Hey, Fred..Did you see that Murdlecomdoobie?

by NAing May 20, 2008

murgle

to annoy a dog with your hands, mainly around the head area. any physical contact with the dog's face that does not do any physical harm yet still annoys the shit out of the doggy.

Why is the dog's fur so messed up around his face? Maybe it's because you murgled him so much.

by TaraAwesomeness January 1, 2009