Facebook Mum

A mum who posts/sends cringy and/or hypocritical Facebook and/or Instagram posts to friends/family.

Karen just sent another minion meme to me, what a Facebook Mum.

by Comet! August 14, 2022

ur mum

your mother

"me and ur mum"

by Tables man March 23, 2022

MUM MUCKET

means woman or female

hey you ya dirty MUM MUCKET Ill BOX THE FACE OFF YA

ah lads that MUM MUCKET was some feek

by Stifler November 22, 2021

Haleems mum

The pengest munch

Have you ever seen Haleems mum? She eats curry lol

by Thomas Naylor October 3, 2020

Andrea(mum)

Andrea is my mum she's the best she's caring,loving and she'll always put others before herself I love my mum and I might not show it mum but I love you

Andrea(mum).oh she's my mum she's my world

by Dyl.ross8420 September 23, 2020

ur mum

the words 'ur mum' are the greatest words mankind has ever invented. There is so much emotion in these beautiful words I cannot even describe how it makes me feel when someone whispers these words Into my ears it makes me feel all buzzy and tingly it is a sensational feel coursing through your body. the maker of these words a quandarius figgle bottom the 3rd now he is the most gorgeous person to ever set foot on this earth gosh I wish he would marry me.

jack: Hey christian ur mum is a fucking ugly whore.
Christian: shut up cuz guess what I had intercourse with ur dad last night
jack: wha-

by Yo_mamaOffical June 3, 2022

Star mum

Yes la back on the ganja I smell
Yerman smoking that heavy cannons ma get on it
Niceone for that la been itching for the star mum for weeks
No worries la

Heaviest ganja in ep this star mum

by R kid mixer man September 9, 2021