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monster flopping

Sport fucking fat chicks. Was very popular during the late 70's -early 80's before hiv.
Q.)What are you doing this weekend? A.) I dunno. I think maybe go do some monster flopping.
by cuate March 30, 2015
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moat monster

A girl or woman who has the looks or size that make you think she belongs in a pool of water that surrounds a castle.
Did you see who he hooked up with? That moat monster will be permanently attached to him now. He must have had the worst case of Saturday Night Fever ever!
by TobeeWan Kenobi May 30, 2014
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tiddy monster

A tiddy monster is a female with particularly large breasts.
Camilla from Fire Emblem: Fates is a tiddy monster.
by ohnozura April 8, 2017
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Blobness Monster

Where you inflate your dick to massive proportions. Then whip it out, and let it float around on the bank of the lake. Then let people jump on it. Then the next person in line goes up the ladder, and jumps down on to it, and it launches the person into the air, and into the lake.
" Bruh... last weekend I was so horny that I
pulled a good ole' Blobness monster .
by Binky Winky June 13, 2017
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monster crunch

An expulsion of feces, usually requiring great effort, that is of above average size, usually girth.
Do you have a plunger? I just took a monster crunch.
by stinkyfinger November 3, 2013
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mii monster

An awful Mii Character created for use on the Nintendo Wii Video Game System.

This character does not look at all like you, but your family and friends swear it is an exact likeness of yourself. No matter how many times you say, "that doesn't look like me", your family and friends say, "oh yes it does".
On Nintendo, my "Mii Character" is Horrible it looks more like a mii monster, I hate it but my wife says it looks just like me.
by BetterFasterSmarterTaller June 23, 2008
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silk monster

Someone who’s skin is so smooth it’s monsterous, scary, overwhelming
Dude you use dove? You’re a silk monster right now
by Tedmburke July 4, 2018
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