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monad

Contraction of the words "Moron" and "Gonad". Used to refer to a software project that is fat, slow, and ultimately incomprehensible to the consumer.
Microsoft's new command-line shell is a monad.
by David Tobey June 24, 2003
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Nicki Minaj

The queen of toilet music.

In rap terms: Boys blow up her phone while she sits on the porcelain throne. Taking dirty shits and calling them music hits. C she's not rap because she puts the C in crap. Shlong-poo and the wrist icicles, like getting ear-fucked by dick bicycles. Talking about "rim rim rims" while giving 'Wayne rimjobs. Lard ass either plastic or never touched a gym. Boys call her "Icki" cuz her puss is Minaj sticky, stinking so bad they call her Young Seafood Chim'ney. Kurt Cobain, seeing Minaj in a vision, made his suicide decision. Saw her in the sewer covered in poo, smiling like a clown saying "you'll float too!" She's all ass, no class, and no girl you'd screw.
Nicki Minaj -- No, you don't use the name in a sentence or I'm calling the police.
by Zroogz June 6, 2018
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manajaqua

holy shit man! cody had a manajaqua last night, and again this morning!
by cody james williams February 16, 2008
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Monamy

A mythical archmage that mastered the art of Alchemy plus Arcane Magic... the 'mythical' part is true, by the way.
Person1: I saw Monamy in my sleep.
Person2: Must be a dream.
Person3: Nope, more like a nightmare, really...
by Razorfen February 4, 2010
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Monampdextrous

The ability to clap one hand. Derived from the words mono, amplitude, and ambidextrous.
Attention whore: Look! I can write with both hands!

"Your Mom joke"-teller: You can jack two dicks with both hands.

Smartass (ignoring joke teller): But can you clap with one hand?

A-whore: How the fuck can you clap one hand?

Smartass: I guess you're not >Monampdextrous<. *begins clapping*

"Your Mom joke"-teller: lulz. It looks like a sock puppet!
by bulletbilly April 24, 2010
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Nicki Minaj

THE QUEEN OF RAPPPPPPPPPPPP
NICKI MINAJ IS THE QUEEN OF RAPPPPPPPPPp
by B A D B I T C H March 4, 2021
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Nicki Minaj

Nicki Minaj is just like a child
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