Midnight Meat Train

(v.) To propose to your girl and then, promptly, throw her over a bar counter and fuck her from behind to celebrate your happy moment.

"Dude! Jack pulled a midnight meat train last night!"

"Really? How romantic!"

by Rock Meatpunch April 6, 2009

Midnight Abseiling

For a man thumb his ass hole and wank at the same time in an abseiling fashion

Michael found him self at a loose end and went for a Midnight Abseilingmidnight abseil

by maverick360 November 24, 2010

midnight sex

Hot sticky wet sex in the middle of the night between to lovers

Abby sucked my cock at 3am while I was still half way sleep and rode it till cum splurged everywhere then we rolled over and went to bed we had midnight sex

by Real trill girl introvert November 21, 2014

Midnight

a racial slur used by black people

tyrone: "yo wat up my midnight"

by -L-Eisurepf November 22, 2013

midnight snack of champions

Coors Light and Celeste Pizza

I was alone one night and I kind of felt bad about it until I had the midnight snack of champions, then I thought to myself, I'm pretty freakin' awesome.

by Hexley January 2, 2006

Midnight Ride of Paul Revere

when you and another woman begin to have anal sex in the middle of the night, you ride her around the room with your dick in her ass until you climax and then you yell "<your name> is cumming, <your name> is cumming!"

Paul: Aye how was that party last night.
Chris: Oh dude it was fuckin crazy, I re-enacted The Midnight Ride of Paul Revere on this girl.
Paul: Dude... you're fucked up.

by patrick's positions August 18, 2009

Midnight Mocha Blast

When one has a terrible accident in their pants in the middle of the night while sleeping due to an upset stomach. Typically it is messy, smelly, and you were unaware that it happened. You wake up with a mess of smearyness in your pants.

Dude! I woke up this morning and didn't feel good at all. Then I realized I had had a Midnight Mocha Blast in my pants. It was so gross!

by xzy123 February 3, 2010