minnesota hairspray

When your man sprays his precious seed into your hair and it hardens from the cold.

Omg my bf just gave me a Minnesota hairspray and it is just what I needed.

by Minnesotaboy January 16, 2017

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minnesota memory foam mattress

When on a one night stand, and sleeping at the other person's residence, you wait until the other person is asleep. You then shit the bed, clean yourself off, and push the sleeping person into the shit you just left in the bed.

I'm not sure what happened, I just woke up completely covered in shit.

Sounds like he gave you the ol' Minnesota memory foam mattress!!

by talontd92tsi November 9, 2015

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Minnesota Vikings

The Minnesota Vikings are the best team in the NFC. Their team is lead by a fucktard known as Brad Chilress.

The minnesota vikings would have made it to the super bowl if it wasn't for brad childress

by Aperson633 June 13, 2018

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Minnesota muncher

When a man shits in a girls pussy and then sucks it out of her

Last night Brad Gave me a Minnesota muncher

by Jew man afgan July 31, 2018

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minnesota cliffhanger

When You Are Having Sexual Intercourse from Behind In Doggy Style , The Male Throws His Leg over The Females Shoulder and she begins to clip his toenails.

Hey bro , I Minnesota Cliffhangerd my girl last night

by Natetheninja August 24, 2018

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Minnesota Mammoth Cave

(Noun)
-A sex act typically performed by three sexual deviants whereby two morons hollow out a Kansas City strip steak and dock their wankers together while the third begins to eat the steak.
-A Minnesota Mammoth Cave combined with a shrimpboat yields an Indiana Dick Lick.
-If a Minnesota Mammoth Cave is combined with 2 Kennebunkport Surprises you have an Alabama Hot Pocket, or for international purposes, a Nova Scotian Reverse Sausage Docking Port. (Illegal in 49 states, except Alabama, where it is a family tradition).
-A Minnesota Mammoth Cave is the leading cause of chronic dick jasmine.

Did you see that red neck, hillbilly, and Canadian doing a Minnesota Mammoth Cave? They are definately getting dick jasmine!

by FrostedTips918 February 17, 2019

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