Ass-miles

1: A unit of measurement designed to express the level of experience of a sexually explicit nature, most often used in the profession of butt-pirating.

2: A reference to any distance transversed that requires unnecessary amounts of effort.

1: "I say, Nigel, wouldn't you agree that Ian has attained more ass-miles than Christian on their butt-pirating expeditions?"
"Mmm, quite."

2: Taylor put up a rather large fuss, one that was quite warranted for the amount of ass-miles he was required to bike.

by Abby and Neal June 17, 2008

miles lyons

miles lyons is a sweet, caring, funny, smart, and adorable guy. He is really talented at playing guitar. I have a miles lyons and he is the best person i could ever ask for. He loves me for me and dont care if there are rumors going around because he believes me and i love him soo much!!

Whos that awesome guy??

Thats miles lyons!

by ashley nicole moyer May 12, 2014

A Hard Mile

When you run or do any sort of vigorous exercise with your legs while having a boner.

"I just did a hard mile at cross country the other day!"

by A Fat Faggot November 17, 2016

Lesbian mile

A lesbian mile is a longer distance than a regular mile. Lesbians often date people from other towns, and their radius of dating maybe wider than that of a straight person.

You’re so cool, but you live so far away... 50miles isn’t that far in lesbian miles babe, don’t worry, we’ll work it out.

by Weenafile September 2, 2019

Miles Rind

Any unique, humorous, logical fellow. They must sing opera...very well.

That guy is funny, but he only sings musical theater. He’s no Miles Rind.

by Lockdown Fun March 24, 2020

City miles

When's person appears much older then their chronological odometer.

"Shit, Hannah and I went to high school together, but did you see those wrinkles, that bitch runnin city miles!"

by NesaK April 14, 2022

8 mile

Meaning 8 miles away from the center of detroit. Little 12 year olds dress all bad and think they are from the ghetto when in reality they live in a nice suburb and they are rich but think they are hard core.

wigger 1-yo dogg lets go down to 8 mile i wonder what its like

wigger 2-yes for sho what does 8 mile mean

by vince misiewicz March 28, 2005