When a guy comes in your mouth and you bite down on his dick, uppercut him in the balls, and as he's writhing in pain you spit his cum in his eyes.
A girl's revenge for an unexpected Dirty Sanchez, Donkey Punch, etc.
A girl's revenge for an unexpected Dirty Sanchez, Donkey Punch, etc.
by JoGi May 30, 2009
by Paddyfoot April 09, 2018
The sweetest person you will ever meet. She is the bomb dot com. She lights up every room, and brings a smile to every face. If you have a Maria Grace in your life you should treasure her because she is one in a million!
Ted: I was having a bad day, but I know it's about to get a heck of a lot better!
Sue: Why?
Ted: Maria Grace just got here!
Sue: Why?
Ted: Maria Grace just got here!
by bevvy411 February 10, 2016
Cala Maria is the mermaid boss in Cuphead that pretty much everyone in the fandom has a crush on besides King Dice. She is commonly shipped with Mugman.
by joshler is real fite me January 04, 2018
The best person you can ever depend on. Someone who you know won't ever give up on you. Someone who would be there throught out all the crap. Shes different...shes a star. She can be off minded at times, but intelligent on her own. If you need someone to talk to, over look at a maria.
by pllA June 20, 2014
by daytona1997 February 07, 2020
She is the most beautiful girl that you’ll ever seen, if you don’t know any Maria Laura she’s probably de girl you see on the street and think “Oh my God She’s so pretty, i wish i knew her name”
“Have you seen that girl, she is so beautiful”
“Yeah I know, everybody talks about her”
“Do you know her?”
“Yeah, her name is Maria Laura”
“Yeah I know, everybody talks about her”
“Do you know her?”
“Yeah, her name is Maria Laura”
by youprobablyloveme March 21, 2019