Masturbate March

This is when you masturbate every day for the month of March. It is also called #MasturbateMadness

John said he would never take part in Masturbate March ever again.

by PrincessKat November 1, 2019

March 19th

International Dinosaur Day

Hey, it's International Dinosaur Day on March 19th! That's next week! RAWWR

by kayytehhhhhhh November 16, 2010

March 14

Day when the men who fucked up Valentine’s Day get a do-over at it.

Also known as April 14, May 14, June 14, July 14, August 14...however many chances they need to get it right

Brad fucked up Valentine’s, so he better use March 14 to make up for it.

by Miss Zoila Right February 15, 2019

march 2nd

The day the realest niggas are born.

Damn, I'm a real ass nigga, born on March 2nd.

by Citizenship for Mexicans October 15, 2019

march 16

freaky day😈. if you got a bf/gf hangout with them and see how freaky things get, try new things and be extra kinky

boy: hey babe it’s march 16 you know what that means
girl: freaky day!!!

by THAThoee October 15, 2019

march 16

give your girl a hug day. give that special girl a big fat hug. trust me, she’ll love it

girl 1: it’s march 16 did your mans hug you yet?

girl 2: yeah i loved it!

by human dictionary 123 October 31, 2019

Melanin March

Since people made a joke out of Black History Month, BHM, black people on TikTok have started calling the month of March, Melanin March.

It's Melanin March.

by rockstar66246 March 4, 2021