Maple-Blaster

adverb describing when one receives a hand-job from someone of Canadian descent

On my trip to Canada, i went behind the gas station for an authentic Maple-Blaster

by Cyric2244 July 2, 2021

maple ridge

maple ridge is the most disgusting city in the lower mainland filled jibs and skids. literally the ugliest more dirtiest place in bc.

“hey were can i get some crack”

“just go to maple ridge bud”

by maheyj June 4, 2020

maple lemur

A person who like to sit on a dick by using maple syrup as the lube.

Come over here and and sit on my dick like a maple lemur.

by YRN💎💎👌👌 October 4, 2016

Maple Syrup Tan

A skin tan that looks like the colour of Maple Syrup and looks delicious.

“Hey man where did you get that Maple Syrup Tan?!”

by Chicka1994 May 8, 2018

Maple Ridge

full of crackheads and skids but like its fine, lots of fights and crazyness. no one gives a shit and will do anything. its a fun but also horrible place ngl.

Maple ridge is the definition of cracky land

by ur fav gamer girl June 5, 2020

Maple Creemee

When a Canadian ejaculates in or on somebody.

Spelled Creemée if it is a French Canadian.

- Did you end up getting with that Canadian?
- Sure did! He even gave me a Maple Creemee

by MinMax123 October 12, 2022

Poo poo maple

When you hate someone so you shit on their door

Him: Dude? What the fuck you suck at basketball man.
Me: I cant wait to see his face when I poo poo maple at his house.

by Darkquavis May 28, 2019