To solve covid by having the world infect themselves with covid via licking hypothetical lollipop contaminated with covid
We licked the covid lollipop, with the hope of going out without a mask or social distancing .
I'd rather lick the covid lollipop, then take the vaccine.
I'd rather lick the covid lollipop, then take the vaccine.
by Gocian March 7, 2021

Somewhat similar to the game 'Soggy Biscuit', but for women. Starting at a predetermined time, a group of women will menstruate as soon as possible. When a woman has finished her period, she places the used, bloody tampon into a bucket or other storage system. The last woman in the group to have her period must then eat all the used tampons of the other women in the group.
Woman: I have terrible stomach cramps due to my period. On the plus side, at least I won't lose THIS game of ruby lollipops, last time I had to eat 7 of the fuckers.
by Barry Stevington January 1, 2011

A fucked-up form of fellatio. The man will not shower for 2 weeks and then the woman (or other dude) will proceed to suck on their partner's balls.
by sickmuthufuka May 9, 2014

by Carbiondioxideisha May 13, 2018

by Pussy in my mouth February 8, 2017

An alternative to I-70 or I-80 road head. The name for the act of getting suddenly blindfolded and tied up by your girlfriend in a two-star midwestern hotel off the highway; so she can whack you with a potholder, then fellate and ride your lollipop, while you lie there unable to thwart her fast food and White Claw-fueled demands.
“It was a long drive back to Colorado, but I gave him the Midwest Lollipop to break up the monotony.”
“Driving through the Midwest is tediously boring, but the GF gave me the Midwest Lollipop when we overnighted in Omaha.”
“Welcome to Iowa. Home of the Midwest Lollipop.”
“Driving through the Midwest is tediously boring, but the GF gave me the Midwest Lollipop when we overnighted in Omaha.”
“Welcome to Iowa. Home of the Midwest Lollipop.”
by MammaCitaMeowMeow March 18, 2022

by FluffyPuppy2011 September 10, 2022
