liquid lurch

Another term for a drink with cannabis in it. The drinkable variant of an edible.

Friend: "Hey man, do you got any liquid lurch, I don't want to smoke"
Twitch Streamer: "I can't smoke on cam but we got some Liquid Lurch in the can right here, and now we're w00ting"

by dipshed December 21, 2018

liquid stretch

The homosexual act of stretching one’s ball sack out in order to catch the urine of another man.

Yo, hit me with that liquid stretch big boy.

by 69Fierri March 9, 2022

Liquid Lightning

Sprite while high.

“Oi Roger, I’m schmonkofied! Pass me some of that fuckin’ liquid lightning!”

by cheekyslutbandit April 28, 2021

Liquidity Crisis

When you are broke, and have no money until next pay but don't want to say you are broke. Especially useful if you still have assets with some monetary value, but very much don't want to sell them.

Sorry dudes, can't go to Montreal this weekend, I am having a short-term liquidity crisis, and I've only got $1.17 left in my chequing account.

by Murica Michelle November 7, 2015

Liquid Turtle

A shit that's doing its best to poke out, but you know it's going to be pure liquid slurry.

"I had bad fish for lunch" -- Guy 1
"Got the shits eh?" -- Guy 2
"Yeah. There was someone in the stall so I had to wait. I ended up fighting a liquid turtle." --Guy 2

by Amaram September 6, 2016

T-liquid

A THC/glycerin tincture that is used in an e-cigarette.

Just before bed I switch tanks on my tornado from e-liquid to t-liquid. It helps me sleep.

by kd0afk September 7, 2012

Liquid Butthole

an emotional asshole that get on your nerves but you cant get back at him coz when you you do you shall find tears flooding your room

Steven is such a Liquid Butthole.

by Jeremiah Stone October 27, 2018