Person 1: Do you know Landon?
Person 2: Landon who?
Person 1: Trip and fall and landon deez nuts!!!!
Person 2: Landon who?
Person 1: Trip and fall and landon deez nuts!!!!
by deez nuts 6969420 January 31, 2022

The most handsome boy in the world. Blonde hair with blue eyes and a great smile. Landon is always with the boiz and they always have his back. if you try to fight him he will beat u up so bad that your kids feels it. Landon is a musician and plays the guitar and ukulele. He loves playing sports like lacrosse. Landon is the best kid there is.
by funnyboiz June 21, 2022

Really cool and awesome guy who is honestly just really cool with long blonde hair and beautiful blue eyes and he’s just really cool and great at wake skimming and his cock and balls are huge just absolutely massive
“Landon is perfect”
by Landon234 October 4, 2020

by Landon B April 2, 2020

by Rahcel and Landon June 15, 2017

by Lil daddy123 October 24, 2022

All girls school in Maryland. They loose to Prep, Bullis, and Gonzaga at everything. Parents must have a salary over 700,000 to attend and a minimum of the porches is required.
Landon Kid: Yo brah heard ur dad whippin a new porches, how many is that now 4?
Landon Kid 2: Im hiiiiipp bra its tuff ya dig
Landon Kid 2: Im hiiiiipp bra its tuff ya dig
by DMV FACTS September 14, 2018
