Dancing Lance

When the size of the turd exceeds the allotted space within the toilet bowl. When trying to flush the object, it merely darts around the hole not continuing it's journey.

"Damn dude, I had a serious Dancing Lance last night. It took about four flushes before it finally went down."

by toastedfresh October 26, 2017

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trey lance

1.) Having never lived up to the expectations, pressure, or hype.
2.) A flash in the pan.
3.) soon to be official BUST

Ex: JaMarcus Russell was a promising young QB but then he Trey Lanced himself.

by Johnbadpicklynch September 19, 2022

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LANC

let a nigga crack

Yo shorty... LANC

by druzz December 10, 2024

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An amazing friend. Super funny, interested in a variety of topics and very down-to-Earth, this is a friend who will be honest to you no matter what, and always is able to see the logical side of things. All in all, definitely someone people can trust! Very talkative and considerate of others, despite his own issues he's always able to look out for his other friends in life, and I admire that about him. You're amazing, Lance!

I can always count on Lance to make my server brighter and happier :).

by placid! January 15, 2023

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Lance Ballinstrong

The Olympic basketball player who gives 200 percent in every game because he only has one kidney.

She hustled you out of your left kidney didnt she Lance Ballinstrong? The news told people something different, they said you overcame so many obstacles in life that people who meet you should get on their knees start sucking your dick to show you how good a job you're doing and thank you for being such an inspiration to other people who lost at least one internal organ.

by Solid Mantis January 5, 2021

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