by masterboom May 2, 2017

by iamnotmyself March 30, 2022

Lambing season is a time of year where you try to conceive a baby so 9 months later it comes out at a desired time
Beth: Why do you always have babies in the spring?
JoAnn: My husband’s a tax accountant, our lambing season is always in June so he can spend time with the baby after tax season
JoAnn: My husband’s a tax accountant, our lambing season is always in June so he can spend time with the baby after tax season
by Mrsdaisy_pickle March 7, 2022

When a Gastroenterologist can not do his or her job to stop a gastrointestinal bleed which requires calling the Interventional Radiology team to save the patients life.
by Rolltide0246 March 1, 2019

by Shorty mcfuckstick March 8, 2023

by teamxceline July 4, 2019

A group of people being sent into a situation where they're completely vulnerable, usually without realizing the danger that they're being in, like lambs being brought to slaughter.
Person: "STOP! LEAVE ME ALONE!"
Person 2: "GET OVER HERE!"
Person (in group): "LEAVE ME ALONE! YOU'RE DRAGGING US TO THIS PLACE LIKE LAMBS TO THE COSMIC SLAUGHTER!"
Person 2: "GET OVER HERE!"
Person (in group): "LEAVE ME ALONE! YOU'RE DRAGGING US TO THIS PLACE LIKE LAMBS TO THE COSMIC SLAUGHTER!"
by Brainless Maniac January 1, 2025
