Narrow lad

1)opposite of wide lad.- a man who is wide in torso and alphaness.

-2) A generic banter insult invented by the wide lad Ben Singleton.

- 3)A narrow lad is someone who lacks torso width, maybe due to lack of a combination of or singular of: clavicles , deltoids, shoulder to waist ratio- a beta.

4) -Someone who acts in a fashion mimicking such a narrow man.

5) a beta male who lacks manhood

6) a beta who is generally lacking in width and strength.

7) Genetically lacking in evolutionary attractiveness.

8) a guy with terrrible shanter

9) Craig roebuck, andrew maskill, any other narrow lads.
Laughing child: "what a Narrow lad"

Admiration man: "That guy is a "Narrow lad", not like widelad singleton"

guy:

"where is his clavicles/ deltoids/ rratio what a "Narrow lad"???!!"

girl:"HA wot a Narrow lad"

Alpha male: " i fucked that Narrow lad's bird in front of him, he just cried!!"

Alpha's pal: " he so weak, cant even deadlift! wot a "Narrow lad!"

Scorning alpha female: "he's such a "Narrow lad", no female want's his narrow gene's!"

Craig roebuck, andrew maskill, any other "Narrow lad"'s.
by Wideladdd January 23, 2011
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The LAD Bible

A way of life according to the LAD commandments. The leaders of the LAD cult. All commandments can be found on www.theladbible.com
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#217 Thou shall go MILF hunting in Iceland because mums go to Iceland.
#196 Thou shall never say the word 'Reem'.
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wii lad

A Nintendo fanboy, in reference to the Nintendo Wii console.
A: Hey, are you excited about the Wii?
B: Yeah, I'm going to get one in every color!
A: Man, you're such a Wii lad.
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lad bag

A bag worn by a lad. Actually just a bumbag worn across the body from the shoulders. Often a mobile phone is found inside playing terrible music extremely loudly.
lad bag
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Eshay Lad

Teenage Australian Mad cunt that chills around Norwood. They usually Staunch around the joint while rolling one.
Oi I reckon its Jett and his full esh mates, lets cross over I don't wanna b fucking with them eshay lads
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What a LAD!

A Stupid fucking catchphrase used by chavs and swagfags, or as they call themselves, "LADS".
You should have seen it mate, josh walked over to that girl and tapped her ass, What a LAD!
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young lad

What old-fashioned idiots call anyone's child, or anyone under the age of 18.
"Look at that young lad with the crazy hair!"
"Terry's young lad wrecked his car."
by mylovewillturnyouon May 24, 2010
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