Alabama No-Knock

When your wife or significant other is not a willing to participate in sexual intercourse, so you insert 1 to 5 fingers into her anus or vagina (or a combination of the two), in an attempt to persuade said person to be sexually aroused. Usually followed with a law enforcement intervention.

My old lady wouldn't put out. So I have her the ol' Alabama No-Knock right in the pooter. Can you post my bond?

by Wren & Simpy February 28, 2021

I will knock yo ass out

When someone is in argument or playing with someone and says “i will knock you ass out” they really mean they will beat you up and make sure your sleep

“I will knock yo ass out bitch”

by Smdugly April 29, 2022

The Gentleman's Knock

Slapping or smacking a girl's crotch with your boner and then proceeding to not sleep with her.

"That slutty girl thought she was going to get it good, but he ended up giving her the Gentleman's Knock."

or

"He was too much of a gentleman to get in there, so he just knocked."

by Amynonomous May 13, 2014

School of Hard Knocks

What uneducated, dropout, depressed, (usually American) people who most often have a criminal record put as their education on social media because it’s less embarrassing than saying they couldn’t do something as simplistic as passing basic high school requirements.

Employment: Baller at Smokin Dope

Education: Studied thuggin at School of Hard Knocks

by anonymous July 21, 2023

nigger knock

n. to open door of vehicle while driving past a nigger.
v.-ing

"Ah here comes a nigger on the right. Ted nigger knock the shit out of him"

by monkeybreastmilk October 17, 2008

knock the crap off

(verb) to stop saying bullshit in songs.

by Fangsta March 18, 2003

knock 5

" Knock 5" means to shoot someone five times in rapid order.

Yo, Ima knock 5 in that basa if he keeps tryin to holla at my gurl.

by pezzy July 10, 2006