Hetero Keyboard spam

The act of spamming a keyboard in a straight way, unlike the gay culture keyboard spam.

Straight person: asipufgaiugfvljdfkjbagipfuhauduguadsydhsgv
person #1: I dunno, that sounds pretty gay
person #2: Oh come on, thats obviously *hetero keyboard spam*

by Bergentruckung January 22, 2021

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Eat your keyboard

A kind way of telling a keyboard warrior to smash their face into the keyboard for being such an idiot

Normal person: furries should be illegal
Sjw: thats very furr-phobic of you
Normal person: go eat your keyboard furry

by thekingoftheweb January 22, 2021

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reformed keyboard banger

Someone who has been caught keyboard banging and types r then anyone else in the office to try and reform. (Making him a bigger joto then before)

Sol: Manny no longer seem to be a keyboard banger.

Duckie: Yeah he was caught ridding dirty being a keyboard banger and he is even more joto since he is a reformed keyboard banger.

by rubber-duckie November 9, 2009

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Cheese on my keyboard

To have some kind of STI that affects the appearance of your genitals.

Dude 1: Man there's no way I'm getting any action tonight
Dude 2: Why not?
Dude 1: I've got cheese on my keyboard

by Chaoshawk April 28, 2008

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Keyboard plaque

The dead skin and other gunk that builds up on a computer keyboards over time.

Euuuk! shake off that keyboard plaque someware else.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

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when a computer illiterate person thinks they have "something wrong" with their computer when its just them(fingers on the keyboard down to your feet on the floor) usually used as a comical insult by the I.T. guys at work that a regular employee most likely doesn't understand.

office worker: "What was wrong with my computer?"

I.T. guy: "It was just a keyboard to floor interface."

by big chaw mcgraw August 11, 2010

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