The ketchup crusader is a cryptid in the larger tristate area. He lives in the woods and eats garbage. If you approach the ketchup crusader he will appear as one of your cousins. You know the cousin, but you do not remember their name(this disguise only affects his head, the rest of his body appears the same, in his classic armor). You must pretend that you know the cousins name, if the ketchup crusader finds out he will cut off on of your fingers and eat it. If you figure out it’s the ketchup crusader, he will show you his true face, and reward you with a finger he cut off of someone.he wears a completely red crusader armor, with no helmet and a green thong underneath.(gif unrelated, not what he looks like)
“Hey bro, did you know that the ketchup crusader’s real face looks exactly like Bruce Campbell?” “No way dude that’s crazy”
by Harry Balls Man May 07, 2024
Where you ejaculate into your lady’s vagina, blow into it, have her jump up and down and squeeze her stomach like a ketchup bottle
by Lordmegatron August 21, 2018
by omgyamisobored January 24, 2024
Friend 1: "Yo this burger slaps, what did you put on it?"
Friend 2: "Just my girlfriend's Fancy Ketchup."
Friend 2: "Just my girlfriend's Fancy Ketchup."
by WaffleDude October 19, 2020
"Hey babe, could you go to the store and get me some sanitary towels please?"
"Sure, the blood still not stopped?"
"Not yet, I've been Passing The Ketchup for the past two days. "
"Sure, the blood still not stopped?"
"Not yet, I've been Passing The Ketchup for the past two days. "
by Just Brownsing Around July 02, 2015
An episode of a show that is really good or exciting that you don't want to spoil for people who aren't caught up with the show.
by lualucky December 18, 2021