to ketchup

Verb: The act of turning horrible food into something edible or to enhance it by adding great, unhealthy amounts of ketchup to them!

-- Eww!! That tofu tastes like feet!!??

-- Dude, you need to ketchup that shit beforehand!

by CurioAmos January 3, 2019

Midwest Ketchup Bottle

Where you ejaculate into your lady’s vagina, blow into it, have her jump up and down and squeeze her stomach like a ketchup bottle

My boyfriend gave me a Midwest Ketchup Bottle last night, so I highly doubt I’m pregnant.

by Lordmegatron August 20, 2018

To the ketchup

A phase that refers to reving a car engine to maximum rpms, which causes the tachometer to be in the "red zone".

Most commonly associated with just gonna send it.

"Send it right to the ketchup Dave!"

"Started it up and just sent her right to the ketchup"

"We've found out that sending it right to the ketchup warms her up pretty fast"

by aD4RKW4R February 5, 2019

French Fries and Ketchup

Having sex with a female partner who is on her monthly cycle, hence dipping your fries (penis) into her ketchup (period blood). We don’t recommend double dipping…

Do you like ketchup with your fries?
French Fries and Ketchup were on the menu last night…

by rubygrapefruit March 28, 2023

Ketchup squirt

When a Lady is on her period gets freaky and squirts then blood comes out

a ketchup squirt is when a Girl on period squirts

by Moomikester February 14, 2023

cucumbers and ketchup sandwich

A motel treat! You ever stay somewhere that when you ask for the wifi password they give you a cigarette burn? You ever look upon the paint peeling ceiling has you hear the new hour renters banging the walls in and ask yourself - how did I end up here? That’s the time for a gourmet cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! It’s exactly what it sounds like. No more. No less. Is that mold on the bread? Who cares! They have cucumber and ketchup sandwiches!

“This motel is like the best motel that you can go to! It is literally the best place in the world. I even got a cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! I GOT A REAL CUCUMBERS AND KETCHUP SANDWICH! That's insane! And I used the bathroom! A REAL BATHROOM!“ -Poutine Man, Yelp, November 2020 Kenvin’s Motel St. Petersburg

by TheBeanJuicer November 1, 2023

Spicy Ketchup

Barbecue sauce

As the little one dips her fries and what she thinks is ketchup she tries it and realizes that it's spicy so she calls it spicy ketchup

by Dezi November 4, 2023