A Juan David is very rare! So if you meet a Juan David you must give him a kissy kiss! He is also very handsome and a very kind young man. ALL JUAN DAVIDS HAVE SHRIMPS
“Omg I just meet a guy named Juan David”
“Did you kiss him?”
No he said he has two boyfriends named cuco and Abel”
“Did you kiss him?”
No he said he has two boyfriends named cuco and Abel”
by Shrimpy5587 June 4, 2018
Get the juan davidmug. Juan Bautista is the short one of the friend group. He makes up the shortness in humour and rage if you insult him get ready to get punched over and over again by his tiny hands.
by Doughnuts_3 May 11, 2020
Get the juan bautistamug. by Blazeweedniggerfaggot May 17, 2018
Get the juan angelmug. a latin-american shunned by his peers because he/she took the time to learn english.
A variation of Uncle Tom.
A variation of Uncle Tom.
Lisa: "look at how many guys are on standing in the back of that truck, and one all by himself"
Reese: " he speaks english, they don't like Uncle Juan "
Reese: " he speaks english, they don't like Uncle Juan "
by Reese2868 November 23, 2009
Get the Uncle Juanmug. A runnaway from Mexico with white hair, a sex offender. If licked, grows by 11 inches.Loves when girls lick his butt.
by kalvarskiy November 17, 2016
Get the Juan Pablomug. by Gg789 February 8, 2019
Get the Juan Saenzmug. by Funky225 February 26, 2013
Get the Juan Timemug.