by David Christianson April 19, 2008
Get the pulled a jonmug. A young brown boy with a lot of heart, and a lot of douche. What he lacks in the penis department he makes up for in douche powers.
by jerone johnson September 26, 2011
Get the jon ericksonmug. 
A child toucher who denies allegations but deep down loves children. Has curly brown/blonde hair plays for a shit footy team and gives free Up and Go's. For help lines call 911 or 000
by Noah perky June 15, 2018
Get the Jon Slatermug. A drinking man from the heart of Texas...also known as a bellmeadian who hasnt trimmed his beard in years....wears overalls ...stripes to funerals... Been riding a bicycle for years but just became the proud owner of a Harley..alot of people call him uncle Jessie
by Weezytoo September 26, 2020
Get the Jon Thomasmug. The Drummer of Phish. The audial version of Bob Ross and blastoplast of the Death Star. The most underrated drummer of all time.
Nicknames: Fish, Henrietta, Tubbs, Friar Tubbs, Chuck Norris, amongst countless others
Nicknames: Fish, Henrietta, Tubbs, Friar Tubbs, Chuck Norris, amongst countless others
by Tweezedout January 3, 2017
Get the Jon Fishmanmug. Jon-Michael is a true friend, loyal to the core, and great at making fat jokes. He is known through many circles as a MILF-hunter. Cigar aficionado and lightweight beer drinker, Jon-Michael never disappoints to bring the good times. Athletic and muscular with a prize-winning beard and other hyper-masculine traits, Jon-Michael is able to entice any woman, and endanger any existing relationship with his handsomeness and charm. Often seen sipping bourbon around hotel fire pits with married women clinging to his bulging biceps. An absolute Grade-A panty dropper.
by DoubleChinWinner November 23, 2021
Get the Jon-Michaelmug.