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nola jones

nola jones is nola. She is scary. She makes me cry. But don’t worry bc it’s okay. Nola is nice. She likes ice. Nola jones is sophie jones sister. Nola is cooler then Sophie.
Nola jones rides a bike.
by Bubby boi November 5, 2019
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Dan Jones

Legend; the man who can talk sh*t about anybody and always have a great comeback

Invented the term " Choking the rat"
That dan jones is a savage!
Dan jones is a comedic genius
by Doofrey_12 October 1, 2018
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Makhai Jones

Makhai Jones is a fat person who eats out Daishawn
Makhai Jones is a rude person who hates black people
by MakhaiBigGay April 10, 2019
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Jones's Surprise

An act of pouring a jones soda on one another, usually on a friends shoe, once the jones's surprise is performed with a right shoe, you must proceed with pulling a jones's surprise on another friend around the neck area.
Joe: Hey man, Caleb pulled a Jones's Surprise on my shoe!

Gurty: Well he did it on my neck!

Joe: These are new "Asics!"
by Ohaganist November 2, 2010
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Wyatt Jones

Such a sexy young boy. Gets all the girls, and even some boys. Cadens and Sofias especially enjoy this mans penis. He is very funny, he likes eating but is fit and thinks Fortnite is ok. He is the perfect guy but he is a fuckboy.
OMGGGG he is such a Wyatt Jones I wish me and my boyfriend could see his penis.
by DgkvxiahdahfsjarhHfnJf April 15, 2018
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Jimbo Jones

-Basically being a bit of a sloth or someone who does the bare minimum.
-chooses to spend his/her days sitting around playing computer games with his/her little gunt hanging out.

-can also be someone with a button nose with a fuzzy teddy bear appearance.
- A JIMBO JONES: "I dont want to drive you down the shops, all I want to do is sit and play COD and eat the finest of meals fit for a king".

- SOMEONE WHOS NOT LAZY: "oh thats our jimbo!"
by MoyBoi January 28, 2010
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jone fest

A competition where two people insult each other continously; the first person to back down, hesitate etc is the loser.
The usual insults revolve around physical flaws (look at yaw teeth, dey so yellow i don' needa put a light on at night) and clothing (yo, man, what make yaw sneakers?)
Thought to have started in Washington D.C. but there are variations all over the world, a particularly famous concentration being among young black people in London.
geeky schoolkid who wants to appear "with it": come on, man, there's a jone fest behind the gym building!
all geeky schoolkids who want to appear "with it" race around to the gym building, where a black stain has already gathered.
by burning string September 5, 2005
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