Jess

A guy named Jess is a hick who constantly complains about the small incestual town he grew up in, always telling anyone he talks to about the great things he is destined for. Just to later stay in said town and breed chickens with his wife who happens to oddly resemble his own looks... weird. Thinks he is better than most people and is always the first person to break up with someone in a relationship because he knows he is going to get dumped soon.

"Who's the guy in high school that always said he would get rich but just started working at Chipolte?"
" LMAO, that's Jess!"

by Wetboon March 15, 2017

Jesse and Jeana

The most coolest couple ever. I am definatly a PvPeep and you should be too.

Go HAM! SAAN!

Dude: hey, won't you think it was cool if Jesse and Jeana saw this?

Me: OMG, I would cry!

by PvPeep January 12, 2013

jesse chill

A term people use when the get caught vaping/lacking, specifically in school bathrooms.

“Yooooo Jesse Chill.”

“Bruh Abel’s coming in tho Jesse Chill.”

by Derb27 May 17, 2019

jesse b

jesse b is the worlds greatest cyclist. no person has won more championships or achieved greater feats in the cycling world than jesse b has.

luke: "I am the worlds greatest cyclist."
jon arbuckle: "actually no, jesse b is the worlds greatest cyclist, and he will be forever."

by racist (I love racing cars) January 5, 2021

jess margera

Brother to skateboarding jackass Bam Margera of viva la bam, jackass and haggard fame.

The "other" son of ape and phil margera.

Jess found his fame as drummer of rock band CKY.

Listen to the great drumming by jess margera in the following songs by cky "96 quite bitter beings" "Escape from hellview" and "Sporadic Movement"

by 2912clover January 18, 2006

jesse jackson

A man who gets involved with everything that involves a black person, and thinks that he is needed everytime that something happens. He turns everything into a race issue. If Micheal Jackson is in trouble, its a race issue, if O.J. Simpson kills someone, its a race issue.

**breaking news** Chicago man kills wife. Jesse Jackson has released a statement on this, althought having no relation or having anything to do with this, saying, "Had this been a white man killing his wife, no one would have made a big deal of it, this is all because of race."

Give it a rest Jackson, quit your dayjob.

by Danderson July 16, 2008

Jesse

A really sexy person who gets all the girls. They lose their virginity at the age of 14. They also like other sexy people.

Well he must be a Jesse. He is sexy, that must be a Jesse.

by John's Weiner November 17, 2016