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Typically a 40 year old man who will start a scene watching football at the local Buffalo Wild Wings. He will also get drunk at the restaurant for Drinking too much Bud Light. Most Jasons are Irish descent and are New England Patroit fans or Green Bay Packers fans.
"Honey! Stop acting Like a Jason!"
Jason by 69disan69dat January 10, 2021
Being a Jason. Very similar to a Karen but they lost their shit more if you call them one. They also like to be mean to Karen’s.
Seriously bro stop being such a Jason.
Jason by Soya555 February 9, 2021
This fat fuck who waddles, fucking waddles disgustingly with his fat rolls swinging side to side if he were humpty dumpty there would be no pushing him off the wall with the sheer amount of force his rolls have. they'd deflect you right off. he literally shakes the ground, he's the reason the earth is slowly cracking the reason our ozone layer is dissipating right before us that fat fucking disgusting piece of shit deserves nothing on this earth. all he does is flip greasy ass patties that only convey their true effect when we show the way our obesity rates go higher n higher. that fatty does nothing but groan and cry. that fat fuck is the reason nobody can breathe. HE IS THE EARTH NOW. SUCCUMB TO JASON.
"Damn is that a Jason?"
"Yeah, that's a fat fucking piece of shit."
Jason by jasonisafatfuck January 15, 2022
The sexy asian in the room is probably names Jason.
"Omg look at that hot asian!"

"Yeah! His name is probably Jason."
Jason by thouwhomustnotbenamed January 31, 2015
Jason is a bum
Jason by Lailaioriginal December 26, 2016
A person who is antisocial and barely does anything around the house.
Jason by Smacktalker Skywalker September 28, 2017