January 10

January 10th is National prank day! pull someones chair from beneth them or spray water and pretend you sneezed on them

its January eleventh
no its not-
haha get pranked i knew it was January 10

by BenDover696969696969420 October 27, 2019

january 18

national spongebob day
watch spongebob and shit idk

roadman 1: wagwan fam
roadman 2: alright blud?
roadman 1: ye lad my birthday on january 18
roadman 2: so wot fam?
roadman 1: its spongebob day
roadman 2: ah that proper peng
random chav: oi roadman, ye you’s proper fire fam is your birthday january 18?
roadman 1: ye fam lets go

by kurber bing October 28, 2019

January 28th

The baddest bitches were born on this day.

Known for being confident, independent, nice but not people you should mess with.

“When is your birthday?”
“January 28th”
“So you a bad bitch”
“Yh I know”

by Saysomethingbitch October 28, 2019

31 January

National ditch school day
(If you have school on this day then skip it)

“Oh it’s 31 January so that means we have to skip school”

by Luckydip December 11, 2020

January 2nd

bully your boyfriend day! does your boyfriend bully you and call it teasing? Well if so January 2nd is your day! You can bully and tease your boyfriend all you want without feeling bad! :)

G:haha take the L, you looser

B: why are you saying that?
G: because it’s January 2nd! Duh

by Nedwazoski January 2, 2020

January 29

This is the day of when the Bitches with PHATT assess were born

damn thats a phat ass jessica, were u born on january 29?

by TanglyOwl October 22, 2019

January 30

People born on January 30 are pretty good at everything. Good at sex, smart kind, all that shit.

Hey do you know Tyler’s birthday is January 30th? He must be good at everything!

by DeadPoolYTC October 18, 2019