Jan Dayman

A stinky man from the 1920s. Some say he had a loving sexual relationship with his business partner Pips though he lies. He has daddy diddlers that EVERYONE wants to get a suckle on and constantly yells at his chat but secretly loves them, though again he’ll never be caught dead admitting it.

Lizard Man 1: Yo what’s that smell?

Lizard Man 2: Oh that’s just Jan Dayman, don’t worry about him.

by Venus_Fox July 13, 2022

Jan 5th

National slap your boyfriend day

Day where you slap your boyfriend (not too hard though) on Jan 5th

by Phelawlz December 26, 2021

jan-o-gram

That deluge of redundant, long-ass emails from a coworker serving only to suck all the life and joy out of those named within its distribution list.

“Dude, what’s got you down?”
“Another buttload of jan-o-grams showed up in my inbox today.”

Jan-o-grams are my kryptonite.

by Cpclsn December 5, 2018

jan torstein

It's a second word for Bodybuilder.

Wow your'e a real Jan Torstein

by Bodyman buikd January 16, 2017

jan

a fan type

have you seen the new jan.

by gkfkjlgfklj;gd May 26, 2019

Jan Niña

Jan Niña means "ray of sunhine" that according to mythology, once a person was hit by its light will turn into a beautiful girl named Jiafei.

Jan Niña was Jiafei-rized.

by robynfentybilat November 4, 2022

Jan

The cutest person ever. She’s so sweet and so gorgeous and super funny. She’s a special girl and really likes raspberries. Don’t treat her wrong she deserves the world however she can get a bit moody out of nowhere sometimes. Usually with dark hair, light skin, skinny. She’s perfect and would make perfect girlfriend material.

Jan is Like the most perfect person in the world

by bihgonbeabih2115 March 26, 2023