the day all furry turn there human form and touch grass and its the day when all furry die and brought to jail fee free to kick there ass until the full moon furry will be normal and there dads will come back with the milk
by zred2006 February 08, 2022
when a bro in an attempt to hook up with a drunk chick and does not have a condom shows her the empty condom box and says that he has one and continues to have un-protected sex
Bro 1: "Dude how was last night?"
Bro 2: "Didn't have a condom"
Bro 1: "So nothing happened?"
Bro 2: "You kidding? I gave her the old bro-jan horse"
Bro 2: "Didn't have a condom"
Bro 1: "So nothing happened?"
Bro 2: "You kidding? I gave her the old bro-jan horse"
by Hosier February 15, 2011
If you was born in jan 26th you probable shy but very kind persone. I think you need to tell your problems to somebody cause you want to do everything alone (you think your friend dont waste his/him time to you). Just smile and everything is become happy☀️
My birthday is in jan 26th
by Itwillbeok November 23, 2021
A special Scandinavian name, Jan Martins are usually the most sexy vikings of them all. They have longswords as long as their penises. So around 30 cm. Jan Martins powerful chest has more testosterone than an elephant with an erection.
by Sw00ty November 20, 2017
An all around player. Loves accounting and the ladies. Also loves guys from time to time. Loves studying in Potch.
by BeefFrankfurter January 23, 2018
“Guys I can’t believe I just got Janned by a girl who can’t even sing.” Rupaul’s Drag Race Season 12 episode 7
by Miuver January 28, 2024
Jan-Peer is an Aperol-Boy. He has eyes and is loyal. He is the kind of friend who will pick you up from the airport. Jan-Peer will break into your house do deliver important things.
Jan-Peer will very likely live at your parents house at some point during your friendship. He might replace you when it comes to your relationship with your family.
Jan-Peer will very likely live at your parents house at some point during your friendship. He might replace you when it comes to your relationship with your family.
by FutureBadGodparent November 22, 2021