johannes jan peter

Johannes Jan Peter is the best husbant, that a woman can wish for. His hands are warm and very big, really soft and manly.

He has an amazing but, that he knows how to use to get attention.
The best part is still his huge loving heart...

Hey look at this sexy fellow- he is such an Johannes Jan Peter !

by peperuda July 13, 2017

Jan

Very sexy strong alpha male, has big penis. Loves his friends and mom, also loves other friends moms.

Look Jan is coming!
OMG I WANT HIM UWU

by gaser420 December 7, 2022

Jan 15

National ask your bf for his hoodie day

Emma: can I have your hoodie

Tyler: Yea! And why?
Emma: it’s Jan 15!

by alexia.. January 15, 2022

jan

(Just a nobody) Someone who truly doesnt matter

No its ok say what you want thats jan

by janruan August 20, 2022

Jan

the best guy ever! He beated Chuck Norris with his nail and cracked an Nokia 3310 at the same time be happy if you know a jan in life!

O MY GOd theres Jan i bet he gets every lady...
Yeah i bet youre right

by MrMudel January 2, 2017

jan-o-gram

That deluge of redundant, long-ass emails from a coworker serving only to suck all the life and joy out of those named within its distribution list.

“Dude, what’s got you down?”
“Another buttload of jan-o-grams showed up in my inbox today.”

Jan-o-grams are my kryptonite.

by Cpclsn December 5, 2018

Jan 5th

National slap your boyfriend day

Day where you slap your boyfriend (not too hard though) on Jan 5th

by Phelawlz December 26, 2021