Jacob

Trash at basketball and everything including life

I am a big Jacob

by Jacob is garbo July 6, 2018

Jacob

That fucking big ass whore who can jump like a real kangaroo. Sometimes his hair is an actual bird's nest. He believes that he is rich but when you see it from you pov, you realize he's just a showoff who has nothing better to do. He can also do the "Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and toes" dance fairly and decently well. He is the fakest ass bitch you will ever meet. One second he will talk to your face, but then the next he will say something completely different to other people behind your back. The amount of times he calls you an asshole behind your back is too many to count. He will pretend to be nice to you when it's your birthday, but right when the clock hits 12:00 am the next day, he starts up again.

"This girl ______ is such an asshole, I would never choose her over you."
"ok Jacob"

by PAMELA WOOTEN June 25, 2020

Jacob

Jacob is a very, very annoying person. He is a major douche bag, and no one likes him. Everyone hates him literally. He yells too much. He gets in trouble a lot. Why is he even alive?

Hey, you Jacob, kill yourself.

by Wanna one April 19, 2018

Jacob

Jacob is a boy who loves sports. He is funny and smart. Sometimes he has anger issues. Friendly to everyone. He is not mean. A lot of girls like him.

P.S. I’m a Jacob

Girl: You know that new boy Jacob
Girl 2: Of course, he is cute
Jacob: (walks to the girls) hi
Both Girls:*blushing*

by ImA Jacob14 April 20, 2018

jacob's

Cockney Rhyming Slang for Testicles.....origin : Jacobs Cream Crackers (Knackers) - Jacobs Cream Cracker Biscuits perhaps the best known of all UK plain Cracker Biscuits

'Do exactly as I ask, or I'll cut your f*cking Jacob's off!"

by Boxhead Of Oz August 23, 2016

Jacob

Usually a boy who is called a turtle is taller than 5" but shorted than 6" and usually hangs around boys of the name troy Julius and darreon

Ayy that turtle reminds me of Jacob, turtle neck having ass

by Kamiya king February 4, 2018

Jacob

A tall dude with freckles a tiny cock and huge feet. He finds himself funny but all the cheerleaders think he's autistic. His favorite thing to do is to break out his tweasers and jerk off his uncircumcised dick.

Jacob is not snipped

by C's hqhdhdbhd November 13, 2018