pickle curtains

Like beef curtains but for males. "The foreskin sag" usually occurs in your late 50s

That guys getting old, he must got some mad pickle curtains going on down there

by Pickle bath July 5, 2014

curtain inspector

A man who examines the vaginal lips of females to determine there is something wrong with their pussies.

"I noticed that my pussy lips were hanging unusally low today so I called the curtain inspector."

by traviesa2007 July 7, 2007

Brown curtains

When a male doesn't wipe his arse properly after pooping . When he parts his bum cheeks you see shit caked in his arse hair aka brown curtains

I ran out of toilet paper while wiping now I have some nasty arse brown curtains

by Poopybum15 November 8, 2019

yellow curtain

China's division from the outside world, specifically its infamous great internet firewall. An allusion to the soviet Iron curtain.

"Facebook me"
"Dude, I'll be behind the yellow curtain in China, I can't get facebook"

by yellowcurtain December 18, 2013

Iron curtain

When you cum on a girl's fringe, and let it dry up, thus creating an iron curtain.

1: dude I totally gave your mum an iron curtain last night
2: not cool, dude

by Crystalcomet September 13, 2018

Meat Curtains

Meat curtains are simply curtains made from meat. You cook them by closing them in front of the window and then the sun heats them up. They are very yummy once they are cooked all the way through, yes very delicious.

Meat Curtains Warning: Very delicate, cooks slowly, and delicious

by Fishy_Soup March 30, 2022

Curtain Cuddler

A brown noser who's nose is beyond the brown onto the back of the baby bay

Wow, Michelle.

Do you really have to spend so much time sucking ass with the boss. You are such a Curtain Cuddler.

by CAAB2010 September 11, 2009