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mustache mud

The residue on a gay man's mustache after tossing a salad
Guy 1" Dude, is that a black bean on your mustache, did u just eat a chipotle burrito?"
Guy 2" No, I just left my boyfriends house, so it's just a little mustache mud."
by Airpanaia May 20, 2017
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mud rabbit

A skank who fucks with everyone's man then leaves then bounces back and forth between the same guys
That bitch is a mud rabbit watch out for her
by Bitchyhoe07 November 22, 2016
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Mud Biscuit

The act of defecating upon your partners chest, then proceeding to close her breasts together therefore creating the biscuit.
Jenny fell asleep before I got home so I gave her a mud biscuit.
by Hugh Jass Baughls February 8, 2021
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Mud stamp

When you take a shit, forget to wipe and sit on something while you're naked, leaving a butthole print.
I accidentally left a mud stamp on your new love seat this morning; sorry Sophie.
by Pattydaddy69nice January 31, 2021
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Mud Eater

Oi, that Naldo is a proper Mud Eater. innit.
by Gonnae No Pal November 22, 2022
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Mud Consumer

A filthy ass person (typicaly retarted) who eats mud and makes those nasty ass mud pies no one wants to fucking eat.
Person1: "Shit, theres that nasty Mud Consumer." Person2: "I really don't want to eat that shit."
by 6969haha December 11, 2020
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Mud Plunger

A reference to a male who engages in giving anal sex to a lucky recipient.

Also may refer to the penis itself as it plunges deep in the anal mud.
Roger is a real mud plunger. He’s always looking for anal sex.

I drilled her down in the booty with my mud plunger.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
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