ian

a player for a soccer team that is well trained, but flip flops in games. also known as someone who trains mediocre but is horribly in actual games

hey did you see that ian?

yea i feel bad, he scored 2 own goals

by Radek the sheep March 8, 2017

Ian

Ian is smarter than most people. He is very competitive and sometimes rather lose his friends than an argument. Ian's are generally tall fellas who have red curly hair. It is said his beard is the most magnificent in all the land. People come from far and wide to gaze upon his godly beard. Ian is quite shy at first but once you become close to him he is one of the loudest people you can meet. People ask Ian for guidance all the time, so much so that some call him Ian the elder. Ian eats anything that is placed in front if him and is never full. He is honest loyal and will never turn away from people in need.

Did you hear about Ian's beard.

by Stynesy June 19, 2019

Ian

ALRIGHT Ian is just an all around poofter and had a nice little yawning donkey he’s a real brown sailor he’s gay for sure

Man you know that Ian he likes dudes

by smooth pimpdaddy November 20, 2018

ian

Someone Who is Very Tall, but they usually are homosexual and are bad at socializing. The only reason why he has friends is because he lets them pick on him.

Ian's Usually think they are the best at what they do until they run into a Ramon (A big, Brown, Uncercomcized Penis) When seeing a Ramon they usually get weak to the knees and get down to suck it off.

Ian Thought he was going to win the tournament, Till he got Ramon in his very first round.

by Kidflash22898 February 7, 2019

Ian

Gay as fuck watch out boys he may be on your dick right now!!

Ian is gay

by thiccdaddy123applejack January 15, 2020

Ian

An Ian is a person that sucks at videogames.

Oh my god, your friend sucks at this game, he's such an Ian.

by Bayonetta's son May 15, 2019

Ian

quotes from ian:
MY KNEES ARE HUNGRY
I eat plate and sit on grass
no u
n o
any body wants some BEANS?
uncle Gary likes caves apparently

things you should not call ian:
Jackie chan
seriously if you call me Jackie chan one more time I will take all your beans at 3 am

let the potato (ian) rest for 5 more minutes

by usususususus October 24, 2019