Ian

An Ian is a person that sucks at videogames.

Oh my god, your friend sucks at this game, he's such an Ian.

by Bayonetta's son May 15, 2019

Ian

Ian is smarter than most people. He is very competitive and sometimes rather lose his friends than an argument. Ian's are generally tall fellas who have red curly hair. It is said his beard is the most magnificent in all the land. People come from far and wide to gaze upon his godly beard. Ian is quite shy at first but once you become close to him he is one of the loudest people you can meet. People ask Ian for guidance all the time, so much so that some call him Ian the elder. Ian eats anything that is placed in front if him and is never full. He is honest loyal and will never turn away from people in need.

Did you hear about Ian's beard.

by Stynesy June 19, 2019

Ian

Gay as fuck watch out boys he may be on your dick right now!!

Ian is gay

by thiccdaddy123applejack January 15, 2020

Ian

A Pedo

Person 1 - Hey did you hear about Ian?
Person 2 - Yeah, didn't he get arrested for being a pedo

by thebariofbestests May 8, 2020

Ian

A super gay guy with a micropenis. Probably has no friends.

Guy 1: That guy is always hitting on me and smells like buttpee.
Guy 2: yeah, he's such an Ian.

by Comedick26 November 18, 2017

ian

a player for a soccer team that is well trained, but flip flops in games. also known as someone who trains mediocre but is horribly in actual games

hey did you see that ian?

yea i feel bad, he scored 2 own goals

by Radek the sheep March 8, 2017

Ian

An absolut faggiger (Faggot-Nigger). If you know an Ian they probably want to suck your cock because they are the opitomy of gay. They could have the hottest step sister or milf that wants to fuck, but they would still abstain to fuck themselves with a dildo instead. Not to mention that Ians cock is that of an asian guy in an ice bath. They should be locked up in gay prison, or sent away to china. They like to snowboard, which is ok but still gay. If you find an Ian that likes women he is definetly bisexual. So worship him until he cheats on you with another man.

Andrew: Hey Collin have you seen the new kid.
Collin: Yeah his names Ian.
Andrew Oh fuck I have to move schools again, I don't want to be near someone so gay.
Collin: Yeah he came out of the closet to our class, I make sure I'm always atleast 30 feet away from him.
Andrew: Smart.

by OnlyFacts447 October 16, 2019