ian

a player for a soccer team that is well trained, but flip flops in games. also known as someone who trains mediocre but is horribly in actual games

hey did you see that ian?

yea i feel bad, he scored 2 own goals

by Radek the sheep March 8, 2017

Ian

quotes from ian:
MY KNEES ARE HUNGRY
I eat plate and sit on grass
no u
n o
any body wants some BEANS?
uncle Gary likes caves apparently

things you should not call ian:
Jackie chan
seriously if you call me Jackie chan one more time I will take all your beans at 3 am

let the potato (ian) rest for 5 more minutes

by usususususus October 24, 2019

Ian

A Pedo

Person 1 - Hey did you hear about Ian?
Person 2 - Yeah, didn't he get arrested for being a pedo

by thebariofbestests May 8, 2020

Ian

Gay as fuck watch out boys he may be on your dick right now!!

Ian is gay

by thiccdaddy123applejack January 15, 2020

Ian

ALRIGHT Ian is just an all around poofter and had a nice little yawning donkey he’s a real brown sailor he’s gay for sure

Man you know that Ian he likes dudes

by smooth pimpdaddy November 20, 2018

Ian

A brat

Hey look there’s ian
He’s a brat

by Een_kerr1738 June 11, 2018

Ian

An Ian is a person that sucks at videogames.

Oh my god, your friend sucks at this game, he's such an Ian.

by Bayonetta's son May 15, 2019