Helen

Milf.... thats it.

Helen is such a milf

by jack bins August 22, 2022

The Helen Keller

When you cum in her eyes, and stand back silently while she searches for a towel.

"Last night, I got the old lady with The Helen Keller, she tripped over the dog and stubbed her toe on the couch."

by Jamalpaperman November 24, 2022

Helen

Helen

Helen is a snitch who puts dildos up her ass and says "I like it, daddy". She is very annoying and only cares for herself she is very dramatic and a fucking pain in the ass who always talks about drama. If u see a Helen run away fast they r a BITCH!!!!!

by Helen Stahl April 29, 2022

Helen

A Complete weiner, or someone who's is flat out rude specifically to one person

Mason: Hey Jeofphery, did you see that new girl?! she's a total Helen!

Jefferey: What do you mean? She seems really nice?

*The Helen Walks in*

Helen: Hey jeology!... Go blow up your liver Mason

by Mr.Nylt May 4, 2022

Helen

A Complete weiner, or someone who's is flat out rude specifically to one person

Me: Hey Bro, did you see that new girl?! she's a total Helen!

Bro: What do you mean? She seems really nice?

*The Helen Walks in*

The "Helen": Hey Bro!... Go blow up your liver "Me"

by Mr.Nylt May 4, 2022

on my helen keller

someone who doesn't hear or see anything, usually meaning 'i wont snitch'

"is that somebody running from the cops?", "shit im on my helen keller!"

by pawtucketpoppy September 19, 2022

helen

having or upholding such stereotypical or obsolete mentality/insight towards certain things

My mom is such a helen, she told me that if I can't wash my underwear; all my opinions are automatically trash or dumb, or invalid.

by nyoging_ng_pogi May 17, 2022