crack heading

giving all your attention to an outside source of entertainment. Also the act of prolonging virginity, because you aint gettin laid

John: yo wanna grab a slice at ray's

Mike: nah man i'm crack heading halo maybe tuesday I'll be done

John: bro its friday

by cock-a-sauraus November 6, 2007

grievance hearing

v. Synonymous with taking a dump. The same subject matter.

Bob- Hey Bill, where are you off to in such a hurry?
Bill- Grievance hearing
Bob- Hope everything comes out ok.

by 910 January 28, 2008

tw-hating

Hating on somebody else on twitter

Eric thought Hollie was saying something silly so he sent her a tweet tw-hating on her

by funniestthingever August 6, 2012

Still Hating

People from your past are still hating.

Those people right over there are still hating the presidential election.

Why are people still hating, get your life together, stop worrying about everyone else and how they're living their life and such..

Sitting around enjoying the chatter of shit and suffering from horrid diarrhea of the mouth, yikes.

by HatersLoveMe February 22, 2013

Textual Healing

A temporary autonomous zone where interdisciplinary art can heal us all, as equal bodies in space.

That textual healing really soothed my soul.

This nerdy dance party is some great textual healing!

by machineryOnite September 22, 2016

Tired hearing

When you are so tired everything becomes much louder

Makaylah thought i was being loud, she must have tired hearing.

by MrNoobzFTW August 23, 2016

energy healing waste managing reservoir

another way of telling someone they are an ***hole or that they have one and it is coveted

lesbian:
i covet your energy healing waste managing reservoir, but i am in heaven.

lesbemen:
you are heavenly. pick my energy healing waste managing reservoir.

lesbian:
how can i covet what i already have now.

lesbemen:
pick it.

by mc ski motts the sauceman July 18, 2016