Hang-Meister

You, the day after a raging Jägermeister night.

Dude, I've been the Hang-Meister all day today!

by Lumber man January 22, 2010

hang-betweens

A colloquial, quaint sounding name for a man's testicles.

Dear, would you mind trimming my hang-betweens for me? They've become exceptionally bushy and unkept.

by Carlos Cohen April 30, 2015

Thai Hang

Someone who has poor taste when ordering from chipotle. Steals other people's guac. Often confused with Liam Heng, the only difference is that Thai Hang is good at chemistry, possibly Chinese as well

Chipotle employee; "how do you say your name?"
Thai Hang; "Liam."

by Dan the meme god November 5, 2017

Hang plum

To "Hang Plum" is for a male individual to have large, swollen testicles that swing about when they move.

Tabitha: "Hey Curzak I've heard Steve has a huge ballsack, have you seen it?"

Curzak: "oh yeah, the dude can really Hang plum"

by Big spunk December 27, 2017

The Hanging Tree

A song by Marty Robbins. It tells of a man who was looking for gold and almost got hung but survived and walked away from the hanging tree with his true love. Not to be confused with the hanging tree from the hunger games. This song is leagues better that that one.

Yes I walked away from the hanging tree, and my own true love did Walk with me

by BETTS SEAL! November 21, 2021

hanging and slanging

When you walk around and your dick uncontrollably swings around

" I can't help it I'm just hanging and slanging!!"

by Alexander102 September 4, 2017

Otang Hang

The powerful action of suspending oneself in the air (usually accomplished by hanging from a branch as an orangutan would), in an attempt to relieve one's body of shit and any other elements hiding in the anus. Usually this is exercised by those making an effort to affirm dominance or impress a potential mate. The splashdown power and accuracy of the projectile are considerable aspects when considering the skill of an Otang Hanger. Proper form requires one's legs to be perpendicular to the body as to not drop a mortar in your undies. In the event of one person Otang Hanging onto another person, the victim is required to shamefully wear the feces of the predator on their person for 24 hours.

Example 1:
"Hey where have you been for the past hour?"
"I've been in the woods improving the accuracy of my Otang Hang"
"That explains the bombs I heard going off"

Example 2:
"Wow man you have terrible Otang Hang form"
"Why do you say that?"
"Your fire-mission coordinates sent more bum gravy into your underwear than on my head."

by Massive Ballsack September 25, 2019