never had a cough

If you've "never had a cough", you've never had an STD.

" They say the average person has 6 sexual partners in their lifetime. Shit, Nate has had enough strange for 20 lifetimes. And has never had a cough."

by Peckerwooded November 9, 2021

Can y'all bring my had down

This is a plea from one man to several other guys to pleasure a him when he is erect.

Hey guys, I have been hard for an hour. Can y'all bring my had down?

by HillshireFarms September 25, 2021

Had

Had means I used to have _____

Had mean I used to do this or have that

by Lily unicorns February 26, 2021

If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me

A line said by soldier from Team Fortress 2 when he dominated an enemy

Enemy scout that was killed by soldier for the 3rd time: *Death scream*

Soldier: If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me!

by TheStolenCookie October 23, 2022

Best I ever had

Best I've ever had: Me

I'm the Best I ever had

by Im7 October 12, 2023

You've had it

If someone or something has 'had it,' it means they've reached a state wherein they're not functioning how they normally should.

Angus: *Does or says something stupid*
Clay: 'Haha! You've had it, mate'

OR

*The car breaks down*
'Fuck, the car's had it'

by A special kid called Matthew January 26, 2022

Had me creased

Had me laughing so hard .

That goofy face she made had me creased.

by Mama Tapjack January 10, 2024