An FBI Be Gone Spray is an special spray made from REDACTED, REDACTED, REDACTED, REDACTED, REDACTED, REDACTED, and REDACTED. Typically brought from your local back ally at 3:00 A.M from the cashier (Typically in full black in a really fucking large ass conspicuous smoke cloud risking death from asphyxiation). Be careful, the homeless bite! The spray typically melts ones eyes and rips their fingers in half, causing extreme and violent pain. Usually screams and satisfying pops mean the spray is working. To add to the fun, it lights human flesh on fire and causing the pain receptors to go haywire. Effects may include, sound barrier breaking screams, extreme pain, loss of eyesight, melting alive, body bruising, blood gushing, REDACTED, being ripped apart, suffering indefinably even after death, satisfying pops and breaks :D, REMOVED, altering of brain chemistry, bone position, skin, muscles, and about fucking everything about your body composition, you'll be a pile of unidentifiable slop in a matter of seconds. Used by many cool kids to get rid of their FBI agent for a epic TikTok trend that all the cool kids are doing. You should try one day! 😎
FBI: *shatters door very loudly and screams FBI OPEN UP for no apparent reason what so ever* Your under arrest, for multiple counts of child molestation and rape, genocide, human trafficking and child sex trafficking, terrorism, and torture!
Cool Kid: nuh-uh *proceeds to use FBI Be Gone Spray*
FBI: *liquefies*
FBI: *is goned*
Cool Kid: Now this will do well on TikTok! *proceeds to become #1 most viral video*
Cool Kid: *fucking proceeds to break reality and teleports behind you*
You: *you know what happens now :)*
Cool Kid: nuh-uh *proceeds to use FBI Be Gone Spray*
FBI: *liquefies*
FBI: *is goned*
Cool Kid: Now this will do well on TikTok! *proceeds to become #1 most viral video*
Cool Kid: *fucking proceeds to break reality and teleports behind you*
You: *you know what happens now :)*
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Expression used to accentuate fabulous. When something is more then just fabulous. It is divine. It is untouchable. When your age, race, religion, social economic standing and marital status are not indicators of your past, present or future. It does not define you. You are just out of this world and there will never be another. Real Housewife of Atlanta and Miss Former USA Kenya Moore came up with the expression and it is picking up heat. Her legacy is untouchable.
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