fucked up

Being extremely intoxicated on drugs or alcohol.

I was so fucked up last night that I couldn't see straight.

by me February 19, 2003

Mongolian Evergreen Wizard Fucker

Mongolian Evergreen Wizard Fucker is pretty much the best weed you can get. Legend has it that the strain was genetically engineered by a mad scientist in Pennsylvania shortly before he was killed in a mysterious lab explosion. The scientist extracted 100% goat semen to fertilize Mongolian Evergreen Wizard Fucker...it's so extremely potent that one only needs to smell it to get high...

Guy 1: "Hey man, you got some bud?"
Guy 2: "maaaaan, I got the MONGOLIAN EVERGREEN WIZARD FUCKER!"
They say no one has ever died from marijuana... but these 2 boys were never heard from again.

by The_Evergreen_Wizard November 18, 2006

Albanian Goat Fucker

The Albanian goat fucker is a special kind of mentally challenged individual.
It fuck all sorts of goats. Like all of them. It's scary.
There is also a 3-man band called The Albanian Goat Fuckers. They be nice.

Hey man, did you see the Albanian Goat Fucker?
The band or a retard?
Yes

by albaniangoatlover May 28, 2020

HP MOTHER FUCKER

Something you shout out when you are with a group of friends when crazy shit just went down, and you dont know what to say.

Jim: Dude, watch this
Taylor: what r you doing? AH!
Jim: hahahahahahahha!
Taylor: was that a fire cracker that almost fucking hit my ear or did u? What the fuck just happened!
Jim: That was so
Taylor: So what?
Jim: HP MOTHER FUCKER!

badass HP Mother fucker O MY FUCKING GOD
HP MOTHER FUCKER

by Grams69. June 28, 2009

brother fucker

a girl who has sex with her boyfriend's brother.

she quickly became known as the brother fucker because she had sex with her boyfriend's brother while her boyfriend was in Iraq.

by faithfully yours June 11, 2009

Drug-fucked

When someone has been taking drugs for so long that their brain is fried and they look like a washed up junkie. Not to be confused with stoners.

John: Hey man, the other day I ran into that guy Joe who we went to school with.
Jack: Oh yeah, how is he?
John: Not too good. He's totally drug-fucked.
Jack: That sucks.

by Ellen28 January 16, 2010

Fucked in

A conflation of "fuck you" and "sucked in".

Hence, a more offensive way of saying "sucked in".

Example 1:


Keith: "Oh dude.... that shit was so scary I shat myself..."

*Heinrich Keith's arch nemesis overhears his toil*

Heinrich: "Fucked in you no business foreign in secure muthafucka!


Example 2:

*Rakeem witnesses George slip face first into a huge pile of dogshit*

Rakeem: "Fucked in you sack of shit!"

by From the bowels of Tasmania April 9, 2009