hey its fred

The worlds only effective chat-up line.
Girl: "Hi there"
Boy: "Hey its fred!"
Girl: "Give me you c*ck"
by Quorn_Lordz June 19, 2017
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fred habgood filler

oh my god that was a fred habgood filler
thats a proper fred habgood filler
i just laid a fred habgood filler
by The supplier of Truth April 04, 2010
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Fred Sargeant

A racist pig and a "gender critical" who thinks he was "at Stonewall" despite the fact that J. K. Rowling hadn't even invented "gender critical coming out day" until 2021.
William A. Ferguson is a fascist piece of trash who's planning to spend Pride Month sexually harassing and libeling women. He's such a Fred Sargeant.
by Jimmy_rules May 31, 2022
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Fred Ass-tear

n. A rare sexual move due to initial pain from both sides: results in intense pleasure if done correctly. You CANNOT you lubricant, or it's called anal sex. The act consists of a man with a larger penis thrusting it into a partner's anus, causing mild to severe tearing. The partner subsequently yells out in pain, but then the heavenly pleasure causes them to sing out a rich, harmonious note matched only by the man himself.
Julie : "Hey, Darla baby, why's there blood dripping down from between your legs? I thought you got your period last week!"

Darla : "No, silly, Jim gave me a Fred Ass-tear last night; it was the most wonderful thing I've ever experienced!"
by averygoodburger February 18, 2010
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fat head fred

One of the many drug dealers on rhode island ave in D.C. Has a fat ass melon for a head and is fond of animals.
Me:Yo chris lets go beat down fat head fred for that vicious ass north face he got.
Chris:aight son lets call paul and hobo first for back up then we goin to beat down slummy.
Me:thats cool wit me, we can sell that green bike he got on ebay for 55 dollars.
by zxulu the big lip bandit October 21, 2004
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fred durst day

basically the kindof day when you feel like fucking shit upp, when everybody sucks, and you dont why but you wanna justify ripping someones head off.

also can be described as a day when you wear a red hat backwards. keep in mind you must be chubby and white.
cainen- "d0000d *bitch cainen voice. kevdog is having such a fred durst day. hes soooo mean.! //: and he keeps talkin about hotdog watererer!"

kevdog- "shutup bitch! *smack!. GET THE FUCK UP!" -Fred durst voice.
by buckthenasty. July 23, 2010
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fred gang

a bunch of racist losers who worship the racist intellectual known as "fred" who happens to support the racist donald blumpf
soda: yeah im apart of fred gang and i like cocks up my tight asshole
reset: oh rlly? LOL that's so fuckin gay dude
by NIGGAS.XXX May 29, 2019
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