Feeding the Dog

The act of inserting dry dog food into the foreskin of a penis and "chewing" it by pushing the foreskin backwards and forwards repeatedly.

Mom: Eric, what are you doing out there?
Eric: I am just feeding the dog, mom.

by Squidward666 April 24, 2018

feed the elephant

To insert peanuts into the penis and massage them into the bladder.

She wanted to play Feed the Elephant but the nuts were too salty.

by Dr Floppinhopper July 30, 2016

Feeding the hungry

A sexual maneuver where one eats bad food and vomits into the female vagina during oral sex.

Oh my god, my boyfriend totally fed my hungry last night... it burned for hours!

by MickeyRourke November 28, 2004

feeding the fish

also known as masturbating. Popularized by a forum where someone asked if semen was bad for his goldfish. Creating the euphemism Feeding the Fish

Last night as I was feeding the fish, the telephone rang and I answered, out of breath.

by Whotfru March 13, 2010

Feeding Frenzy

Any gathering of 3 or more feed bags in one area at the same time.

At lunch today, there was a feeding frenzy going on in the cafeteria.

by acidicmynd April 10, 2011

Feeding The Squirrel

Masturbating.

When a squirrel eats a nut, it sounds similar to the noises of one beating off. Hense, feeding the squirrel.

Hank: "Where's Tom at? He was supposed to be here an hour ago."
Greg: "He called me and said he was gonna be late. He got caught up feeding the squirrel."
Hank: "That motherfucker needs to get laid"

by SMac89 December 21, 2010

Feed the Swallow

A phrase used to answer or address anything. Swallow meaning the species of bird. The term makes no sense whatsoever, but it does have its uses. Best used when people don't know what to say or as a way to trash talk someone.

Person 1: "Dude, don't be an asshole."

Person 2: "Feed the swallow."

or

Person 1: "On a scale of 1 to 10, how do you feel?"

Person 2: "Feed the swallow."

by Kretts July 19, 2010